Parlor tricks

As a service to those among our most beneficent and appreciative audience who through scientific ingenuity, technical acuity and general activity have achieved the ability to traverse chronology at a rate and heading divergent from that bearing and progression considered by most the norm for passage through such, we invite you to join us for a past performance.

We ask only that you avoid requests for songs from recordings previous to that which is contemporaneous, and thus avoid any potentially embarrassing and space-time continuum disrupting temporal mishaps from occurring, again.

We greatly look forward to making your acquaintance before, soon, later and/or anytime thereafter.